A - I woke up inspired to write because I discovered something new. I must share it and from here on out it will be called "101 Life Hacks For Sleeping Alone".
Number 1:
Cover yourself with your sheets up to your neck. Hold down the front of your sheets so that they do not move and there are no open gaps. While doing so, lift up one of your legs slowly and bring it back down. See? Now it feels like someone breathing down your neck.
This trick may be used in two ways: 1) Pretending you are sleeping with Jason Momoa who likes to cuddle in the morning, or 2) to remember how much you hate cuddling while sleeping, and how no matter how big your king size bed is, it's better shared with your 4 dogs.
You're welcome.
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